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You gotta be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra
This is a great day for France! -- Richard M. Nixon, while attending Charles de Gaulle's funeral
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government.
It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury. -- Alexander Tyler, eighteenth-century Scottish historian
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a
nail. -- Abraham Maslow
Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work. 
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